Dramatic / Satiric

THE BUHARI METHOD: A CONCERNED CITIZEN INTERVIEWS THE PRESIDENTIAL SPOKESPERSON | by Ayo Sogunro

This week, a Concerned Citizen caught up with—erm, Mr. Fe Made—the imaginary Special Adviser on Media and Publicity to the Nigerian President, for an imaginary interview. Here, Mr. Fe Made shares imaginary opinions on the Nigerian political scene and the challenges of publicising a very reticent president. Continue reading

Miscellaneous / Satiric

THE 48 LAWS OF THE TWITTER OVERLORD (or, #48LawsofTwitter)

Never Outshine Your Overlord. Make social media superiors appear more brilliant than they actually are. Never Put Too Much Trust in Followers. They will betray you quickly if necessary. Conceal your Errors. Learn to delete that which ought to be deleted. Always Tweet Less Than Necessary. Sometimes, 140 characters may be too much. So Much Depends On Your Bio. … Continue reading

Essays / Satiric / The Pontifical Papers

THE WORST 10 OF GOODLUCK JONATHAN’S 2014 | A Review by Ayo Sogunro

At the risk of putting a dampener on your holiday festivities, here’s a quick reminder of how badly 2014 went. Of course, we’ll rather sweep all of this under Nigeria’s Big Rug of Forgetfulness, but now that the presidential campaign is in full swing with the achievements of Goodluck Jonathan’s administration in roads, bridges and … Continue reading