The National Association of Vandals (NAVAS) has warned presidential spokesperson, Mr Femi Adesina, against further attempts to blame them for power failures. In a press conference held yesterday, March 31, in Port Harcourt, Publicity Secretary of the Association, Comrade John Idemudia, noted that this was not the first time Mr Adesina was blaming vandals for the passivity … Continue reading
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2016 BUDGET: A QUICK TIMELINE OF PUBLIC STATEMENTS
The Budget of Hopefully “We are determined to ensure that our resources are managed prudently and utilized solely for the public good. To set the proper tone, one of our early decisions was the adoption of a zero based budgeting approach, which ensures that resources are aligned with Government’s priorities and allocated efficiently.” President Buhari, … Continue reading
IDLEMINDSET | MISTER WABA WANTS HIS WORKERS WHACKED
These days, it seems every Nigerian who can put their mouth around a long object is trying rather hard to get down on President Buhari’s business. For example, Mister Ayuba Waba, the head honcho of the Nigerian Labour Congress, seems to have had a rather bright way of introducing himself to the new administration. He has come … Continue reading
