Miscellaneous / Satiric

2016 BUDGET: A QUICK TIMELINE OF PUBLIC STATEMENTS

The Budget of Hopefully “We are determined to ensure that our resources are managed prudently and utilized solely for the public good. To set the proper tone, one of our early decisions was the adoption of a zero based budgeting approach, which ensures that resources are aligned with Government’s priorities and allocated efficiently.” President Buhari, … Continue reading

Miscellaneous / Satiric

THE 48 LAWS OF THE TWITTER OVERLORD (or, #48LawsofTwitter)

Never Outshine Your Overlord. Make social media superiors appear more brilliant than they actually are. Never Put Too Much Trust in Followers. They will betray you quickly if necessary. Conceal your Errors. Learn to delete that which ought to be deleted. Always Tweet Less Than Necessary. Sometimes, 140 characters may be too much. So Much Depends On Your Bio. … Continue reading