Today’s topic in Prophecy 101: How To Prophesy and Not Get Caught. But first, a little introduction on the Nigerian mentality–our favourite topic on this blog. Ordinarily, there’s something enjoyable about watching someone stake his credibility on the uncertainty of the future. If he effs up, God willing, we’ll be waiting to stone him with … Continue reading
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IDLEMINDSET | THE SONS OF COWARDS AND OTHER SCOUNDRELS
Today’s lesson begins with a flashback to pre-colonial Africa. For those of you who skipped secondary school history classes for bathroom sex, what is called Africa today was once a continent of several civilizations and empires. These empires and civilizations had fine standing armies, highly developed cultures, hypocritical religious creeds and even functional and corrupt bureaucracies–all … Continue reading
IDLEMINDSET | ALIENS ON TWITTER AND OTHER CRAZY IDEAS
Quickly, here’s the scenario. A bunch of aliens intend to visit Earth–let’s say they want to admire sunsets from Earth perspective or they want to sample some burgers or get laid or for some other wacky alien notion too advanced for us to grasp. Of course, as they are aliens with an average IQ of … Continue reading
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