Satiric / The Pontifical Papers

RENAMING UNILAG: THE SILLINESS OF LABARAN MAKU’S SPEECH | by Ayo Sogunro

“Yes, sometimes government decisions get reactions from the populace, we do not as an administration see this as a disapproval.” You do not see the Unilag protests as a disapproval? What then is disapproval? Unilag students took to the streets, their lecturers wrote articles and gave interviews denouncing the renaming, observers also condemned the action; … Continue reading

Essays / Satiric / The Pontifical Papers

THE JOYS OF UNFRIENDING | A Simple Guide to Social Life by Ayo Sogunro

“I love mankind, it’s people I can’t stand.” ― Charles M. Schulz Login Are you tired of today’s overhyping of a socially connected life? Do you look at your Facebook account and wonder how you accumulated so many “friends”? Are you convinced that a disconnect exists between your real life of a few friends and … Continue reading

Essays / Satiric / The Pontifical Papers

THE RELUCTANT CANDIDATE: A CASE FOR JONATHAN | An Anti-Campaign Speech by Ayo Sogunro

PERMIT ME A FEW MINUTES Goodluck Jonathan does not want to be Nigeria’s next President. In fact, he did not aspire to become its current President. Instead, he has been pushed and shoved, pleaded with and threatened, harried and harassed into holding and contesting for a seat in one katzenjammer whirl of a circus show. … Continue reading