Today, as tempting as that discourse is, we will say nothing referencing Goodluck Jonathan’s “media chat” yesterday. No, we will not go down that road. We will say nothing about the “subsidy” removal, or the Boko Haram “dialogue”, or the inter-state expressway contracts. We will, however, briefly mention our agreement with Mr. Jonathan when he said: “It is dangerous for this country if PDP should win all the states.” That aside, I am sure the saner readers of this blog have brutally murdered all the fucks they had for Mr Jonathan and his media chats. In any case, we all have more important things to do this morning.
That’s why, instead, we will take time of to commiserate with our ill-used Christian brothers and sisters who manage to endure crazy Sundays in Lagos—and certainly in other parts of Nigeria too. And by “crazy”, I mean the sight of tired, almost bedraggled, Christians, lining the bus-stops from Epe to Sango to Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, slowly baking under the sun, while their so-called shepherds, the “pastors”, drive past in nice air-conditioned cars. And sometimes, in a convoy of nice air-conditioned cars.
You would think by now, over 30 years after Fela sang about religious leaders boolsheeting their way to a life of luxury on earth, Christians, especially the Pentecostal ones, would have cottoned on to the mind-fuck of a religious scam. But noo! They had to go ahead and donate money for a private jet while most families paraded in motorised rickshaws and motorcycles. Fela would gladly stick the pointy end of his sax up their collective butts if that would let them get his point. Almost all Pentecostal churches in the country follow this pattern of neglecting the poor and donating to already wealthy pastors. If that’s not a confusing mind-fuck, then nothing else is.
Well, again, these materialistic pastors are not only to blame, their materialistic, divine intervention prone, miracle seeking, prophecy motivated congregation can be faulted too. Only greedy people are victims of a scam. And when you believe that your faith in God should be measured in Naira and Kobo, then you will only end up making your pastor incredibly wealthy.
Fela may be a moral scumbag, but he understands the Sermon on the Mount more than most Christians. It is the duty of the shepherd to feed the flock—and not just with spiritual boolsheet. Jesus fed the Five Thousand with some hardcore bread and fish. A modern pastor would have carried the original basket home to feed himself instead. On the fair side, though, Jesus was an ass-kicking Son of God, or maybe even the first incarnation of Superman; while these pastor folks are hungry humans also looking for a life of ease and a sizable pension. In fact, pastors and bankers have come a long way from the days when Jesus whipped the money-changers out of the temple.
Let’s cut to the chase here. If you were idle enough to check out the links above, you’d have seen from good ol’ Wikipedia that the word “pastor” is derived from the Latin for “shepherd”. And that’s the lesson for today: there is no moral justification for any pastor to be well fed while any single member of his congregation is hungry. There is no moral position for a pastor to transport in comfort while any single member of the congregation treks. As long as any single member of the congregation is unclothed, no pastor has a right to wear the best clothes—and the same goes for shelter, and other basics. Any single member. Its a high standard, but that’s why pastoring is not meant for just any imaginative Tom, Dick and Harry with a good command of English and a scrappy knowledge of the gospels. Pastoring is for people willing to suffer, and suffer hard, for the sake of others.
Well, as Mr. Jonathan could have told you in his media chat yesterday, if you’d bothered to watch: it is easier for a pastor to purchase a private jet than for a common man to travel on the Benin-Ore Road.
P.S. Sorry, I told you it was tempting.
Take a bow, son (:p). I shall now invite your any pastor of your choosing to cast out any demon of your choosing from any cell of your brain, of your choosing. Bravo.
Mr Sogunro i honestly think you should stay of that matter,pls try ur literary ingenuity on some other subject. matter
Beautiful, as always.
You’ve just said what is most of our minds and although I found some of the language “deliberateyl and unnecessarily” colourful, you are on point!
Okay, let’s look at the other story first, shall we?
Some people would argue (wrongly, let me add quickly) that the arrogance of the Pastors have some basis from the era of Jesus. With great straining against the great bulwark of my strict Christian upbringing, I have arduously (and very quietly) questioned the essence of of what happened there in Matthew 21:2-7. This is where Jesus sent the disciples to go and get a donkey no one has ever sat on. Whilst this puzzled me a lot, it was incomparable to the puzzle of the statement: Oluwa ni’fise.
Obviously I could have typed that in English but just think: If another man, another mere mortal had made such a statement, would it have been deemed haughty at least? I will say no more on the matter for now. I cannot commence and conclude my cauterization in one day, in one place and certainly not here. Afterall, it is not your fault.
However, is there a link between this (and other foundational bases of religion; all religions) and what is happening now?
If you have answers that is not replete with emotional indoctrinated theories, please share. Learning heals brutal and sudden cauterization a bit…
But to the write-style…. brilliant!!|
It’s been official for a while now; you’re one crazy dude, and a witty one at that! An enjoyable read…
I’ll subscribe to this and read the comments as they pile.
You know your style of writing too well, don’t you?
So so so right! N hilarious too!
I totally agree with Chude Jideonwo when he stated that Research is better than ranting! The Pastors are not accountable to you! You are not God. They are not accountable to you! Leave God to defend himself!..Came across this artticle and I agree with some of his thoughts..http://www.ynaija.com/opinion-why-you-and-i-are-badly-losing-the-argument-on-pastors-and-jets/
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