We apologise to our long-suffering readers. We’ve been away for too long that we have no idea how to craft an appropriate apologies without sounding like clingy, readership needing, page-view counting blog. Which we totally are. But you see, the Nigeria’s madhouse effect is gradually beginning to reflect on our carefully maintained schedules and we’re … Continue reading
Tag Archives: religious creeds
IDLEMINDSET | PASSING AN EXAM AND OTHER THEORIES
Let’s take time off our political rants today—and despite all that evidence to the contrary, we are not a political blog—and get cracking, instead, on some important stuff that’s bound to make you a happy person in life. Of course, there’s plenty of things we could show you to achieve this: how to marry happily, how to … Continue reading
IDLEMINDSET | GOD’S OWN TEAM AND PLENTY TROUBLE TOO
You know we are asking for trouble on Idlemindset when we reference God in what is clearly an irreligious blog. Now that its virtually becoming Nigerian law not to take God’s name in vain, we really can’t predict the response of you, our dear, religiously sentimental, readers. Nigeria is a religious country and no one screws … Continue reading
IDLEMINDSET | THE PASTORS, THE SAXOPHONIST AND ANY SINGLE MEMBER
Today, as tempting as that discourse is, we will say nothing referencing Goodluck Jonathan’s “media chat” yesterday. No, we will not go down that road. We will say nothing about the “subsidy” removal, or the Boko Haram “dialogue”, or the inter-state expressway contracts. We will, however, briefly mention our agreement with Mr. Jonathan when he said: “It … Continue reading
IDLEMINDSET | PROPHECY 101: THUS, SAYS NOT THE LORD
Today’s topic in Prophecy 101: How To Prophesy and Not Get Caught. But first, a little introduction on the Nigerian mentality–our favourite topic on this blog. Ordinarily, there’s something enjoyable about watching someone stake his credibility on the uncertainty of the future. If he effs up, God willing, we’ll be waiting to stone him with … Continue reading
IDLEMINDSET | THE SONS OF COWARDS AND OTHER SCOUNDRELS
Today’s lesson begins with a flashback to pre-colonial Africa. For those of you who skipped secondary school history classes for bathroom sex, what is called Africa today was once a continent of several civilizations and empires. These empires and civilizations had fine standing armies, highly developed cultures, hypocritical religious creeds and even functional and corrupt bureaucracies–all … Continue reading
