Essays / The Pontifical Papers

WHY ARE WE PROTESTING, SEF? | An Occupy Nigeria Justification by Ayo Sogunro

Sometimes, It Really Gets Confusing Everybody is talking. Some people are shouting. Others are carrying placards and others are burning tires. Some are writing articles. Others are on the TV setting out analysis. At least, one person is dead. Why all the noise? The president says we are hoodlums. The protesters say they are educated … Continue reading

Essays / Satiric / The Pontifical Papers

THE RELUCTANT CANDIDATE: A CASE FOR JONATHAN | An Anti-Campaign Speech by Ayo Sogunro

PERMIT ME A FEW MINUTES Goodluck Jonathan does not want to be Nigeria’s next President. In fact, he did not aspire to become its current President. Instead, he has been pushed and shoved, pleaded with and threatened, harried and harassed into holding and contesting for a seat in one katzenjammer whirl of a circus show. … Continue reading