Essays / Satiric / The Pontifical Papers

Enough of Your Sirens, Already. My Ears Hurt | An Exasperated Letter by Ayo Sogunro

To: The Military Officer Who on the Third Mainland Bridge Blew Past Me with a Blaring Siren Dear Sir: Re: Enough of Your Sirens, Already. My Ears Hurt. I refer to the incident on the Third Mainland Bridge this morning, a very common incident, too common, in fact, but still very annoying despite its commonness. … Continue reading

Essays / Generic / The Pontifical Papers

BABY VISITING: CONTEMPLATIONS FOR THE ADULT MALE | by Ayo Sogunro

One day, I eventually summoned the courage to go baby visiting. For a long time, I had avoided this task. The realisation that my female friends were becoming proud mothers had depressed me greatly, if irrationally. Despite the joy motherhood had brought to them, I (being organically younger) did not appreciate the sudden obligations of … Continue reading