While you were busy cracking your head during your secondary school leaving certificate figuring out how to boolsheet your way through biology essay questions on the human senses, some more jobless folks figured out that it was a misconception to say that a human has only five senses. In fact, as at last count, humans have between … Continue reading
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IDLEMINDSET | THE PRESIDENT AND THAT AWESOME MOMENT
One of these days, as this article warns, we are just gonna run out of our precious oil. In fact, folks in the World Bank have gone to purchase the dust jackets for the files marked “Nigerian Oil”. Just like that. No warning, no announcements. And that would be the end of the whole freaking show. … Continue reading
IDLEMINDSET | RICE, TWITTER VERIFICATION AND OTHER HILARIOUS SYMBOLS
Some things are too fucking funny to be ignored. But before we discuss the intricacies of extracting humour within the Nigerian social construct, we shall begin with a brief dissertation on our favourite topic: the weird as hell-stuck-in-a-deep-freezer mental state of the average Nigerian. You simply have to love Nigerians–or you’ll blow up the whole … Continue reading
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