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THE RELUCTANT CANDIDATE: A CASE FOR JONATHAN | An Anti-Campaign Speech by Ayo Sogunro

PERMIT ME A FEW MINUTES Goodluck Jonathan does not want to be Nigeria’s next President. In fact, he did not aspire to become its current President. Instead, he has been pushed and shoved, pleaded with and threatened, harried and harassed into holding and contesting for a seat in one katzenjammer whirl of a circus show. … Continue reading